Tuesday 8 November 2011

Obituary: Australian Democracy

Today, the eighth day of November 2011, my good friend, one who I loved dearly, passed away; I am speaking, of course, of our dear friend, Australian Democracy. We are gathered here today to celebrate Australian Democracy's life, but also mourn its untimely and, ultimately, unnecessary passing. I still remember the first time that we met... it was a state election, sunny day where we all got to cast our vote and have our say. While one side always wins and one side always loses, the process was orderly and peaceful, which is something not to be taken for granted.

This passing is not entirely unexpected; we all knew that Australian Democracy had been unwell for some time. It suffered a blow in 2007 from which it never really recovered from. While many were misguided enough to believe Australian Democracy's new physician, Dr Rudd, some of us saw the beginning of the end. It wasn't until Australian Democracy's significant decline in 2009 that the medical board, spooked by the publics outraged, switched to a new physician, Dr Gillard. Unfortunately with her came the naturopath loony 'Dr' Brown. Dr Gillard, under direction from Dr Brown, attempted some radical surgery, such as removing the profits growth from the mining gland using a Resource Rent Tax-lobotomy. In addition Gillard tried (and failed) to shore up Australian Democracy's immune system from foreign pathogens - boat flu - using an untried Malaysian solution. In a final, last ditch attempt to keep Australia Democracy (and her career...) alive, Dr Gillard tried to insert some Carbon Tax Implants into Australia Democracy legal system, despite clearly stating that she would not perform such a procedure prior to her promotion...

The procedure was a success, thanks to Dr Brown and his band of quacks... however the shock was just too much, and Australian Democracy died on the table. Cause of death: gross malpractice and incompetence. While we may all be angry now we must always remember the good time that we had with Australian Democracy... and hope and pray that the Abbott can resurrect our dear friend before it is too late...

2 comments:

  1. The most dangerous man in the history of the world is Bob Brown.
    1. he blackmailed Julia into the carbon tax else he would bring down the government
    2.Australia ows 189 billion dollars
    3.The labor Gov is borrowing 1.2 billion a week
    4. The CT legislation of 1100 pages gives objectors 4 days to oppose it in entirity
    5. The legislation contains a 'poison pill' so that no government till the end of time can repeel it without costing Oz more than letting it run.. else change the constitution
    6. In order for any GOV to pay back the interest only on the debt, we would need a yearly surplus of more than 8 billion dollars over 198 years.
    What does this tell you about a man who wants a world government [ to own us ecconomically ]so bad he would sell his soul to achieve it at the expense of a country for ALL TIME!

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  2. And all of Australia is letting it happen ,,,,so , who's to blame????

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